Had they encountered other
travelers, he might have stopped to ask if any of them had chance to
see a pretty maid with auburn hair, or a big ugly one with a face
that would curdle milk.

Jaime Lannister in A Feast for Crows, being as subtle as usual (via chickren)

My favourite thing about this quote is that it is just a few pages before Jaime smacks Ronnet Connington across the mouth so hard that he draws blood, all because he had the nerve to call Brienne ugly.

(via rhllors)